(I Don't Even) Care Bears

It's all yours. I've got papers to write anywaaays.

Oh, Hello Again.

You two are so last wEEk.

...Mr. President

Well done, several parties in one night! I'm so glad when the store works out for people, and if it's their birthday--even better. right, Carleton?

Slippery Slope

An '08 Bro (Haven't you left yet?) was seen winding his way down the second street hill last night. The poor lady at his side appeared to be walking for two.

Only Wanna Be With You

Bad week for relationships. What's his name and the younger girlfriend called it quits.

What are YOU doing Friday?

Sorry to say it, but it May be Time to start anew. Heads up guys, this one's a catch.

The Lion's Share

Don't get too excited to bond with the blondes. The good people at Campus Activities scheduled the intercampus Sayles dance during St. OIaf's fall break. Good one!

We'll Always Have Sayles

Christ is leaving Carleton. Hopefully his activities will resonate at another campus.

Sources Say

A Cute Girl was seen enjoying a party with a classmate, maybe more, Saturday night. Will Time prove this to be true?

OH MY GAWD

Alright, this is good. Carleton grad just tipped us off to ANOTHER threesome, Pretty Cool (yes). One Known and a friend. Shit!

Fickle First Years

The frosh couple coupling on film in the Carl don't appear to have made it to midterm break, or maybe they're just free to mingle. Probably better in the long run, you know what they say about fall term relationships.

Officially Hot

A neuroscientist has left Northfield for the big city to try his hand at reality television. Somebody should probably start that facebook group soon.

Now Admitting

In case you skip the comments, it's been somewhat verified that an '08 office-er is open for business. I'm skeptical until I get a closer source.

Actually Last Year's News

Evidently Curious, these three dabbled in group sex Last Spring. Good luck figuring this one out. Only one is currently enrolled--Problematic, Clearly.

Hurry Hurry

Overheard in Sayles: Unidentified freshmen who is into Furry culture. I wonder how far that extends...

Spotted Spotting

Saw ET & BW checking what's been most recently revealed in the Upper Sayles Mac Lab. Glad you're enjoying the news.
-BS

Friday Flowers Feed 10/03

• GS for MS, looks like that's a real deal.
• GH for AG, par for the course.
  
• HW for JF, pure speculation. HW did buy one, but JF seemed to be empty handed all day.

Friday Flowers will appear each Friday, any additions can be left in the comments.

Beirut Partners +

These two sophomores (and Crack regulars) are no longer Just Friends. Maybe now she'll Have Wednesday fun.

But Don't Tell Anyone

Word is, a gingery junior is done keeping up niceties, and ready to "dance on the grave" o' her archenemy classmate. A Shock?

Waaa A La Mode

The inseparable couple of spring 08 have indeed separated.

Not Good News

Oh Boy, somebody fell off the wagon.

The Backend of 08

By the grace of god, this oddly matched pair has reunited in the cities for some post grad boning. Hot.

Talented Ta-Ta

The class of 2012's most talented lady has been showered with praise...and propositions from the womyn. The lesbian community is pretty small, and already Someone Rowdy has showed up twice here, this time lying with the songstress in the bald spot. Cute as a button!

Cup of Chili, With Cheese and Sour Cream

This senior-ita changed up her dinner routine, trading her four friends in for a huge football player, at Hogan Brothers tonight. No need for roommate dinners, I guess.

Kiss Kiss Lame Lame

Saturday, 2:45 am, West Bank of the Cannon: The frosh couple stargazing outside of the cave were later seen in a very LONG embrace, like several minutes. I'm not sure they were breathing. I guess someone should get laid after a Mark Mallman show, even if he can't.

Sunday, 1:00 am, Bridge Square: A four way kiss! Not in Nebraska anymore, obviously. Only one participant identifiable...I wonder what Pr. Oden would have to say about this.

Friday Firsts...Thirds, Fourths, and Eighths

• Nothing like Friday afternoon flirtation in Sayles to start the weekend out right. We've been watching over these two, will the sophomore senator prove himself with a lovely liaison?
• Baby's first bong! Does one bowl a stoner make? I've got my eyes out for a lead, I do care after all.
  
• EEE! Old crushes die hard, and a store dance party is no place to bury them.
• Second weekend, sexy time. The walk from the townhouses to 2nd and division can be long, it's best to have company. Time for girl talk....or whatever.
  

baldspotted.blogspotted.com

At a certain Laverne property this past Wednesday it became painfully clear (in case you missed it) that spring has indeed gone. D&G is never really appropriate in the AM, anyways...

Good Effort

Veiled references, or a joke that's not so funny? B & S clearly should stick to texting.