(I Don't Even) Care Bears

It's all yours. I've got papers to write anywaaays.

Oh, Hello Again.

You two are so last wEEk.

...Mr. President

Well done, several parties in one night! I'm so glad when the store works out for people, and if it's their birthday--even better. right, Carleton?

Slippery Slope

An '08 Bro (Haven't you left yet?) was seen winding his way down the second street hill last night. The poor lady at his side appeared to be walking for two.

Only Wanna Be With You

Bad week for relationships. What's his name and the younger girlfriend called it quits.

What are YOU doing Friday?

Sorry to say it, but it May be Time to start anew. Heads up guys, this one's a catch.

The Lion's Share

Don't get too excited to bond with the blondes. The good people at Campus Activities scheduled the intercampus Sayles dance during St. OIaf's fall break. Good one!

We'll Always Have Sayles

Christ is leaving Carleton. Hopefully his activities will resonate at another campus.

Sources Say

A Cute Girl was seen enjoying a party with a classmate, maybe more, Saturday night. Will Time prove this to be true?

OH MY GAWD

Alright, this is good. Carleton grad just tipped us off to ANOTHER threesome, Pretty Cool (yes). One Known and a friend. Shit!

Fickle First Years

The frosh couple coupling on film in the Carl don't appear to have made it to midterm break, or maybe they're just free to mingle. Probably better in the long run, you know what they say about fall term relationships.

Officially Hot

A neuroscientist has left Northfield for the big city to try his hand at reality television. Somebody should probably start that facebook group soon.

Now Admitting

In case you skip the comments, it's been somewhat verified that an '08 office-er is open for business. I'm skeptical until I get a closer source.

Actually Last Year's News

Evidently Curious, these three dabbled in group sex Last Spring. Good luck figuring this one out. Only one is currently enrolled--Problematic, Clearly.

Hurry Hurry

Overheard in Sayles: Unidentified freshmen who is into Furry culture. I wonder how far that extends...

Spotted Spotting

Saw ET & BW checking what's been most recently revealed in the Upper Sayles Mac Lab. Glad you're enjoying the news.
-BS

Friday Flowers Feed 10/03

• GS for MS, looks like that's a real deal.
• GH for AG, par for the course.
  
• HW for JF, pure speculation. HW did buy one, but JF seemed to be empty handed all day.

Friday Flowers will appear each Friday, any additions can be left in the comments.

Beirut Partners +

These two sophomores (and Crack regulars) are no longer Just Friends. Maybe now she'll Have Wednesday fun.

But Don't Tell Anyone

Word is, a gingery junior is done keeping up niceties, and ready to "dance on the grave" o' her archenemy classmate. A Shock?